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Více či méně vtipné věci

A tu znas jak se Mojzis vrati z hory, verici se kolem nej sesypou a on povida "Je to v prdeli, ukecal jsem co se dalo, ale nesesmilnis tam zustalo"
39. Sobota 29.11.2003 15:02:10 - Desatero - Honza
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Mozna nevite, ze pri vybuchu Cernobylu zarvali dva lidi.
Jeden "VYPNI TO" a druhej "NEJDE TO".

No mozna to vite.
38. Sobota 29.11.2003 14:55:42 - Černobyl - Honza
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Predchazej nemocem. Umri.
36. Sobota 29.11.2003 14:47:56 - Vzkaz - Honza
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Norbert Weiner was in fact very absent minded. The following story is told about him: When they moved from Cambridge to Newton his wife, knowing that he would be absolutely useless on the move, packed him off to MIT while she directed the move. Since she was certain that he would forget that they had moved and where they had moved to, she wrote down the new address on a piece of paper, and gave it to him. Naturally, in the course of the day, an insight occurred to him. He reached in his pocket, found a piece of paper on which he furiously scribbled some notes, thought it over, decided there was a fallacy in his idea, and threw the piece of paper away. At the end of the day he went home (to the old address in Cambridge, of course). When he got there he realized that they had moved, that he had no idea where they had moved to, and that the piece of paper with the address was long gone. Fortunately inspiration struck. There was a young girl on the street and he conceived the idea of asking her where he had moved to, saying, "Excuse me, perhaps you know me. I'm Norbert Weiner and we've just moved. Would you know where we've moved to?" To which the young girl replied, "Yes daddy, mommy thought you would forget."
35. Pátek 28.11.2003 18:14:39 - Historka - Arrow
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Slecno, Vy vypadate cim dal, tim lip.
Opravdu?
Ano, a cim bliz, tim hur.
34. Pátek 28.11.2003 12:35:03 - Kompliment - Honza
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Vase cislo bylo nahodne vylosovano ze bude z recese zruseno.Vas operator

Dovoluji si Vas upozornit na vyhodnou nabidku. Laka Vas sex ve trech? Jestli ano, tak jdete ihned domu! Nabidka plati jeste 30 minut. Informator

Jsi BAJECNA ZENA! Jenom me mrzi, ze jsem Te nepoznal driv nez PIVO!

Proc chlapi, kdyz prijdou z hospody, nechavaji lezet sve obleceni na podlaze? Protoze v nem jeste jsou!

Mas smutnou naladu? Zlochtej ji v podpazi...!
33. Pátek 28.11.2003 12:33:55 - Krátké výkřiky - Honza
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Jak se pozná obyčejný user od hackera?

Normální user se přihlásí na pátý pokus, než si vzpomene na vlastní heslo.
Hacker mu to heslo uhodne na třetí pokus.
32. Pátek 28.11.2003 12:29:50 - Hackeři versus uživatelé - Honza
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Kazdy mysli na sebe, jen ja myslim na me.
31. Pátek 28.11.2003 12:28:16 - Myšlení - Honza
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Na dveře bytu kdosi zabuší.
"Kdo je to?"
"StB."
"A co chcete?"
"Popovídat si s vámi!"
"A kolik vás je?"
"Dva."
"Tak si povídejte spolu..."
30. Pátek 28.11.2003 12:26:13 - StB - Honza
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Tati, co je to kamzík?
No, to je taková blbá ryba.
Ale my jsme se ve škole učili, že skáče po horách.
No vidíš, jak je blbá!
29. Čtvrtek 27.11.2003 22:11:11 - Kamzík - Peters
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